Friday, March 16, 2007

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk

This is from Thrilling Wonder, a blog with all kinds of things to waste your time with.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
  • Indubitably
  • Innovative
  • Preliminary
  • Proliferation
  • Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
  • Specificity
  • British Constitution
  • Passive-aggressive disorder
  • Loquacious
  • Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
  • Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
  • Nope, no more beer for me.
  • Sorry, but you're not really my type.
  • Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
  • Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

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2 comments:

Rhea said...

That's clever. I tried pronouncing those things, but then when I saw the punchline, I stopped.

HR Mitchell said...

Those are good.

BTW, happy early birthday! this make 29 what?