Why you should date a Starbuck's barista
- Because we're used to whipped cream.
- We make everything extra hot.
- We know how to keep you up in the morning.
- We won't fall asleep afterwards.
- We know how to make anyone smile.
- We initiate conversations.
- We thank and worship you over and over, even if we know you don't deserve it!
- Because even if sometimes it may only last 10 seconds, you know it's the best damn shot you've ever had.
- Nobody grinds like we do.
- You ALWAYS find mocha, whipped cream, caramel, or some other deliciousness on some part of our body.
- Give you enough cream so you won't complain.
- Because we stay fresh for an hour and only need 4 minutes to re-brew.
- We will always give you stuff that you LOVE to slurp and swallow.
- No matter how crazy the request, we just say 'yes!'
- If we don't give it to you like you want it, we'll keep trying until we make you happy.
- When we're ready to give it to you, we scream for you no matter how many people are in the room.
- If giving you what you want is too much for one of us to handle, we'll use our star skills and ask someone else to help.
- We're all cross-trained to work in any position.
- Free pound a week.
- Black and khaki would look great on your floor in the morning.
- We can use both hands to multitask.
- If you leave dissatisified, we give it to you for free next time.
- We eliminate the need to do it yourself at home.
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