We now know when Jesus is coming--May 21, 2011

The world is coming to an end on May 21, 2011. Well, at least for Christians; that's when Jesus is coming according to this guy. He's not being casual about it, either; there are 40 billboards in Nashville announcing this already, which is rather impressive. He is committed to this date.

Well, I'll have our taxes filed months before that, so I guess that's all to the good.

I really people who're so specific about the end of the world. As long as they're not describing an asteroid strike or something factual, they're whackjobs, but it's kinda in the "C'mon, lads, we must get a winner one day" spirit.

We now know when Jesus is coming--May 21, 2011

Jokes du jour

Jokes du jour:

Susan the Wonderchild hit me with this one last night:
Q. Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?"
A. To get to the same side.

When I told this to Ginny Morey, she replied with:
Q. How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. It's a really obscure number; you've probably never heard of it.

Jokes du jour

Twilight -- a physical analysis

This is from I Love Charts. It's a delightful analysis of Twilight.

Twilight -- a physical analysis

"Merry Christmas, bitch!"

It's almost December and time to slog through the Christmas season once again. But this is a funny video clip in really bad taste that I think you'll enjoy.

"Merry Christmas, bitch!"