Happy Birthday!

"Happy Birthday to Him who never called the poor 'lazy', hated on gays, defended torture, advocated executing sinners, or demanded tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes." --John Fugelsang

Happy Birthday!

A word worth noting

Daniel Lombardo, in response to a discussion of John McCain's merits as an asshat for his stand on DADT, used the term asshaberdasher. He said "Make a note, you saw it here, the first use of the word asshaberdasher. Definition: One who spreads false propaganda in a way that convinces others to become asshats."

I started entering this blog post with the intention of logging his contribution to the growth and development of the English language, but when I started checking online, it appears, alas!, that Daniel is too late, too late, too late.

I'm sorry, dude. It was a valiant try.

A word worth noting

Tasteless Joke du Jour

I don't know if it's the season or what, but the tasteless jokes just seem to be flying thick and fast:

Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.

While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS.

When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you're dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?"

The father replies, "I don't want them fucking your mother after I'm gone!"

Tasteless Joke du Jour

My new favorite pick-up line

Thanks go to Jack Molisani for sharing this:

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

My new favorite pick-up line

Tasteless Joke du Jour

In the "totally tasteless" category, my good friend Mi Robin passed on something from a friend of his, David Darnell, who said "I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night. It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger."

Tasteless Joke du Jour