Saturday, July 16, 2011

Science joke du jour

Chemist #1: Know any good jokes about sodium?
Chemist #2: Na.

Addendum: Jon Singer added this rimshot:

Chemist #1: Well, okay. Let's consider potassium, then.
Chemist #2: K.

Addendum from Brian Gonzalez:

Q. What do you call an amalgam of sulfur, thorium, and ferric uranium ore?

Friday, July 15, 2011

Quote du jour

"A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards." -Teddy Roosevelt