Due to the fact that Michael Jackson was 99% plastic when he died, he's being melted down into Lego blocks so children can play with him for a change.
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Showing posts with label Michael Jackson. Show all posts
Friday, June 26, 2009
Michael Jackson jokes are happening....
They're popping up....
Due to the fact that Michael Jackson was 99% plastic when he died, he's being melted down into Lego blocks so children can play with him for a change.
Due to the fact that Michael Jackson was 99% plastic when he died, he's being melted down into Lego blocks so children can play with him for a change.
REEEEEEEALLY tasteless joke!
This is so totally tasteless... but y'gotta admit that this is comedy gold we're mining here!
Right!
So, Farrah Fawcett dies. She gets up to the Pearly Gates and there's a huge crowd there to welcome her. St. Peter says "Head right in!"
A crowd of angels escorts her in and takes her right to the Celestial Throne.
God stands up, comes down and hugs her, and says "My child, you were a wonderful entertainer. I'm sorry you had a painful end, but all your suffering is now behind you. You may have anything you wish."
Farrah says "Anything?"
God says "Anything. What would you like as your heavenly reward?"
Farrah thinks a moment and says "I want all the children in the world to be safe."
And God says "Fine!" and killed Michael Jackson.
Friday, May 13, 2005
Making up for lost time
After posting the last large post, I'd like to add something. This is a very thoughtful little essay by Quincy Jones on Michael Jackson (who I really hope is convicted; I'm definitely of the opinion that he's guilty). The essay talks about humility and creativity. It's definitely worth reading.
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