That's logic, that is!

Luke McGuff pointed out the following:

GIVEN that if you put instant coffee in a microwave oven, you go back in time;

and

GIVEN that if you put a mirror face-down on a copier, you fall into another dimension;

THEREFORE if you put a mirror in a microwave, and instant coffee on top, the instant coffee will go back in time to another dimension.

QED.

That's logic, that is!

Joke du jour

Mi Robin gets the credit for this one:

A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?

Joke du jour

Ah, the blessings of the season!

Okay, okay, I'm a sleaze who enjoys totally pulchritudinous objectification. (Um, this is news to anyone?) But I really thought this was fun in a tasteless way. It's the La Senza Cup Size Choir. La Senza makes all kinds of lingerie and the Cup Size Choir is models from A to G that you can play on your keyboard. (Press Shift and hit the appropriate key to go up an octave, FYI.) You can view a prerecorded version of Deck the Halls at that site by clicking the link at the bottom of the screen. You can also meet the models in the clip below.

Ah, the blessings of the season!

Moral: "Never fry gnocchi!"

Steve shows us how not to prepare gnocchi.

Moral: "Never fry gnocchi!"