Monday, March 07, 2011

Quote du jour

"In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican." - H.L. Mencken

Sunday, March 06, 2011

Dumb jokes du jour

A dog goes to a telegraph office. On the form, the dog fills out, "Woof, woof, woof, woof woof, woof, woof woof, woof."

The clerk looks at the form and says, "You've only filled in nine words here. You're entitled to another woof for the same price."

The dog answers, "But then it wouldn't make any sense."

Then there was the girl who named her dog Seiko. It was a watchdog.