Friday, May 25, 2007

Misc thoughts for the day

It's Friday and it's already started out with someone at work who's being a prick, and a stupid prick at that. ~sigh~ Apart from figuring that he'll forget to breathe someday, I was reminded once again of a delightful aphorism given me by Mark Hanigan:

You can only get one good glass of lemonade out of a lemon.
While I'm putting in a quote, let me add another one just because:
I wouldn't mind the born-agains half as much if so many of them hadn't suffered the same annoying birth defects during that second trip down the birth canal.

Share/Bookmark

Jesus Christ--The Musical

This is short and probably a wee tad disrespectful, but DAY-umn, it's funny!

Jesus Christ--The Musical

If that link doesn't work, try this one or this one.
Share/Bookmark

Dubya bumper stickers

As we tromp merrily down the road to a prison-state run by Christian fascist blockheads, it's nice to know that we still can do a little to raise consciousness with bumper stickers. One of my sisters sent me the following list, to which I can only add "Dubya: the load his mother should've swallowed."

  • Bush: End of an Error
  • That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
  • Let's Fix Democracy in this Country First
  • If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
  • Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
  • If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
  • Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant
  • Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
  • George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
  • Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore
  • America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
  • They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
  • Whose God Do You Kill For?
  • Jail to the Chief
  • No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
  • Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap
  • Bad President! No Banana.
  • We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
  • We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
  • Is It Vietnam Yet?
  • Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
  • Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
  • You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
  • Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too
  • When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
  • Pray For Impeachment
  • The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
  • What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?
  • One Nation Under Clod
  • 2004: Embarrassed 2005: Horrified 2006: Terrified
  • Bush Never Exhaled
  • At Least Nixon Resigned


Share/Bookmark