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QOTD from David Darnell:

My ex-girlfriend made me watch Twilight while we were together....

I have a boyfriend now.

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Installing Rapture v1.02

INSTALLING RAPTURE v1.02

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Installing Rapture v1.02

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To WHOM!

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Here's a new word for you!

New word of the day for you: "Rapturebombing." This is a Rapture-related photobomb. (And a photobomb, as we all know, dear ones, is having someone/something unexpected in a picture.)

These are great pix of people who've been Raptured. (Yes, it happened; didn't you notice? I guess you weren't taken, either....)

(And this is post #978, btw.)

Here's a new word for you!

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These Rapture folks are just a gift of stupid that keeps on giving. It's a vein of comedy gold you simply can not mine out, sorta like Dick Cheney shooting that poor guy in the face.

"Harold Camping is one tent short of a bivouac." 

No, it's not mine, but it's elegant, ne c'est pas?

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