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Thursday, May 31, 2012

Joke du jour

Q: How do you make a pirate angry?
A. Knock the P out of him.

Joke du jour

Posted by John Hedtke at 5/31/2012 11:59:00 AM 1 comments

Labels: funny, joke, silly

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John Hedtke: Fircrest, Washington, United States; I live in Fircrest, WA, married, 5 stepchildren who I'm mighty fond of, and 6 granddaughters who I extremely fond of. I write books, magazine articles, white papers, documentation, online help... most anything, even buttons for a button company. I've published about 8 million, which is quite a pile.

We have two cats, a 17yo tabby/Siamese mix and an 18-pound black cat who's fairly obnoxious.

The Babe and I play a lot of gin rummy together at restaurants and we bowl. All this may sound disgustingly humdrum, but I'm just giving you the few points of contact with a consensual normalcy amidst a backdrop of periodic chaos and excitement with travel, conferences, and cruises to exotic foreign shores.

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