Tasteless Joke du Jour

Thanks to David Darnell for this really awful joke.

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Tasteless Joke du Jour

Quote/word du jour

Thanks to Laurell Haapanen for this: "I believe in enthusanasia."

Quote/word du jour