Friday, June 26, 2009

REEEEEEEALLY tasteless joke!

This is so totally tasteless... but y'gotta admit that this is comedy gold we're mining here!


So, Farrah Fawcett dies. She gets up to the Pearly Gates and there's a huge crowd there to welcome her. St. Peter says "Head right in!"

A crowd of angels escorts her in and takes her right to the Celestial Throne.

God stands up, comes down and hugs her, and says "My child, you were a wonderful entertainer. I'm sorry you had a painful end, but all your suffering is now behind you. You may have anything you wish."

Farrah says "Anything?"

God says "Anything. What would you like as your heavenly reward?"

Farrah thinks a moment and says "I want all the children in the world to be safe."

And God says "Fine!" and killed Michael Jackson.


Anonymous said...

John, that is truly a sick joke. It only took me 10 minutes to stop laughing.

John Hedtke said...

I'd have loved to write it, but it's not mine. I'm very sorry about Farrah Fawcett, but this is just pure gold to work with.

jkayner said...

maybe a bit tasteless - but REALLY funny!!!

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