Daniel Lombardo, in response to a discussion of John McCain's merits as an asshat for his stand on DADT, used the term asshaberdasher. He said "Make a note, you saw it here, the first use of the word asshaberdasher. Definition: One who spreads false propaganda in a way that convinces others to become asshats."
I started entering this blog post with the intention of logging his contribution to the growth and development of the English language, but when I started checking online, it appears, alas!, that Daniel is too late, too late, too late.
I'm sorry, dude. It was a valiant try.