Why you should date a Starbuck's Barista

This came in from Mohammed, our all-time favorite Starbuck's barista.

Why you should date a Starbuck's barista

• Because we're used to whipped cream.
• We make everything extra hot.
• We know how to keep you up in the morning.
• We won't fall asleep afterwards.
• We know how to make anyone smile.
• We initiate conversations.
• We thank and worship you over and over, even if we know you don't deserve it!
• Because even if sometimes it may only last 10 seconds, you know it's the best damn shot you've ever had.
• Nobody grinds like we do.
• You ALWAYS find mocha, whipped cream, caramel, or some other deliciousness on some part of our body.
• Give you enough cream so you won't complain.
• Because we stay fresh for an hour and only need 4 minutes to re-brew.
• We will always give you stuff that you LOVE to slurp and swallow.
• No matter how crazy the request, we just say 'yes!'
• If we don't give it to you like you want it, we'll keep trying until we make you happy.
• When we're ready to give it to you, we scream for you no matter how many people are in the room.
• If giving you what you want is too much for one of us to handle, we'll use our star skills and ask someone else to help.
• We're all cross-trained to work in any position.
• Free pound a week.
• Black and khaki would look great on your floor in the morning.
• We can use both hands to multitask.
• If you leave dissatisified, we give it to you for free next time.
• We eliminate the need to do it yourself at home.

Why you should date a Starbuck's Barista