I am enormously fond of Susan the Demon Child. She's the youngest of three and she's very good company. She's also a good writer, has been excelling at journalism, and can type almost as fast as I can, all of which are endearing traits. She's pleasant, fun, and we can take her to lots of things we enjoy and we all have a good time. Having her around is a Cool Deal.
Unfortunately, her days as "Susan the Demon Child" are almost over. She's going to turn 21 soon and it just doesn't seem right to call her the Demon Child anymore. She's earned her stripes as an adult and I think it's only fair to treat her with the respect her new position requires.
So I'm going to have to come up with a new appellation.
Suggestions are welcome.