Rude joke from Candy Hogan.
One car salesmen complained to the other, "Business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass."
Too late he noticed a beautiful woman sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language.
"That's okay," the woman replied, "If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car."