I was told that my layoff was being moved up to the end of October. Hurrah! A couple hours later, I found myself singing the chorus of the "Salvation Army Song" to myself, except I'd changed "S-I-N" to "I.O.M." (the initials of the operating division I was working for). I think I'm really, really happy about this.
Oh, G-L-O-R-Y to be S-A-V-E-D!H-A-P-P-Y to be F-R-double-E!F-R-double-E from the bonds of I.O.M.Glory, glory, hallelujah, tra-la-la, amen!