Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Thought du jour

This was from the Colbert Report, I believe:

If a cop stops me in Arizona and says "papers" and I say "scissors," do I win?



B. L. Gonzalez said...

Isn't there a singular-plural problem there?

John Hedtke said...

Naw, because scissors still beats paper, whether you consider it a singular or plural noun.