Neil, my agent, proffered this one:
A little boy comes home from school and says “Mom, I got a part in the school play!”
His mother says “That’s great, honey; what part did you get?”
The boy says “I got the part of the dad!”
His mother says “That’s wonderful, honey! And if you do well, I’ll bet next year you can get a speaking part!”
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