Saturday, February 07, 2009

Baseball cards, baseball cards

So I've been spending a lot of time working on sorting and cataloging the pile of cards that the Babe's late husband left. I keep thinking that I'm almost done, then I get a dose of reality therapy. The latest has gone like this:

I'd cataloged about half of the cards (38,365, give or take, according to the catalog). I'd gone through most of the easily catalog parts: for example, when you've a box that says "1997 Donruss complete," it's pretty easy to catalog that. The application I'm using for this is at www.beckett.com and it's okay, although their UI leaves an awful lot to be desired. They updated the site recently and the UI now leaves almost everything to be desired, but I don't have to put up with it too much more, probably, so I'll have to put up with it.

Having gotten past all the easily cataloged pieces, I'm now working on huge boxes of loose cards. The first thing to do was to sort them into maker (Topps, Donruss, Score, Select, and a dozen others), then the year. With all the cards sorted, I can then go through and sort all the cards for a given maker and year, catalog 'em, and move on. This'll actually not be too bad and, with all the cards sorted, I'll then be able to generate a final list and sell everything.

One of the things that I've been having to deal with is that there weren't enough card boxes. Card boxes are odd things: they have a very specific shape and depth so they'll accommodate cards in holders (which a great many of these are). Larry's stash of cards has over 100 smaller boxes that hold 100-400 loose cards but they don't do well with cards in plastic holders. I finally got tired of looking for a box the right size (let alone the problems with then putting it on the shelf), so last weekend, I ordered a flat of 25 large card boxes. A bit expensive, but I figured they'd help me get the rug back in my office.

The flat came yesterday afternoon. I spent yesterday evening making boxes. It's a three-part operation: fold the insert, fit it into the box as you build that, then fold the lid, then do the next. Next, I started putting cards into the new boxes: no more individual boxes with one year or one type. I'd chuck the empties onto a growing pile of empties as I worked. I know I'll use some of them again--in fact, I already have for a few special items--but largely, I think they'll be an add-in when I sell this collection.


The scree of empty card boxes


The boxes are all in a nice white, and I was sorely tempted to use magic marker on the ends... but I know that this is highly unlikely to be final and I'm just anal enough that I'd like them to stay clean until I really know what's going to remain in them... like, after I get everything cataloged. So I used a magic marker on post-it notes and stuck those on the ends of boxes. Just as well, really, as I've switched a few things around already for a better fit.

As I parked things on the large bookcase, I started noticing that it was swaying just a little. Having a bookcase with 500 pounds of baseball cards in it fall on me was not a good idea, so I pushed a number of boxes of cards that I haven't addressed at all--basketball, football, hockey, and a heckuva lot of Star Trek and comics-related cards--in front of the bookshelf as support.


The card pile

Emptying the smaller and frequently rather ratty boxes into large, clean boxes was very satisfying work. I got things into an easily shelvable state and all the cards with the exception of a relatively small quantity of odds and ends are now sorted. I'm also of the opinion that organization will be an advantage when it comes time to sell them, because they'll be easier for potential buyers to inspect.

However, in the course of all of this, I discovered a couple things:
  • I'm not nearly as close to being done as I thought I was. (Damn!)
  • I'm not even halfway done. I'm no more than a third done with the baseball cards.
As you can see from the photo, there are loads of new boxes: those white, shoebox-y things. They go from the top of the bookcase down to the third shelf from the bottom of the bookcase. You can't see the bottom two shelves of the bookcase, but they're full of smaller boxes just like the ones in the scree. There are also a bunch of 3-ring binders with holders for cards that have things like the 1975 Topps complete run, and so on.

Now here's the thing: although three of the boxes in front of the bookcase are not baseball cards, and I've also got a carton of paper that I just bought there (in large part because it's heavy and will help keep the bookcase from swaying), the rest of the boxes are baseball cards yet to catalog. Even worse, all the white boxes you can see? They're uncataloged as well. I've racked up 38,000+ baseball cards just in the bottom two shelves.

So, the upshot is that it looks like I've an awful lot of work left to get all this done.
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Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Resource for home workers

I just discovered WHY Magazine. WHY is an acronym for Work.Home.You and, as you might guess, it's aimed at home workers. It's pretty interesting. If you're a home worker of any kind, take a look.
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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Damnit, where's my flying car? Where are the robot servants?

My old friend and general mensch-about-town Ken sent me a great website: Retropolis Transit Authority, a look into the future that never was. As Ken said, "Space cadets, mad geniuses, rocketeers, space pirates, old-fashioned death rays, streamlined blimps, and personal jet packs--everything you could desire in yesterday's future!"

They sell t-shirts and other merchandise. I'm copying one example to show you what it's like, but there are dozens of other things that I want you to see, so go look at the site and possibly buy something. The artist, Bradley W. Schenck, has done a wonderful job. Go look!


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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Anybody who thinks that it's cold where THEY are...

...should just STFU.

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Friday, January 23, 2009

Geeky jokes for Friday

Werner Heisenberg was driving along when a police officer pulled him over.
"Do you know how fast you were going?" the officer asks.
"No, but I know where I was going."

Q. What goes Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven! ?
A. A parroty error.

Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF.
All of my base
Are belong to you.


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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Goodbye, George...


...and don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out of town!

Addendum: a friend commented that this is the same sort of frozen smile and wave you give to a relative who has completely overstayed their welcome and you're making damn sure that the car/bus/train/plane they're on gets underway smoothly.

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Service interruption

Dear World:

We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4.

Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly and we expect it to be fully functional on January 20. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding.


Sincerely,


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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Inauguration Day!!

We're not out of the woods yet. Things are going to get a whole heckuva lot worse before they even begin to get better. We'll have decades of recovery ahead of us. But the little weasel is out of the White House at last and that's a good start.

We survived to Jan 20, 2009. I wasn't honestly sure we would.
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Balancing your life when you're an author

The following comments are something I just posted on the Author's forum of SpeakerSite.com, and I think they deserve to be posted here, too.



I just got asked a very good question, about how one balances life and writing a book. We have businesses, families, spouses, and kids to deal with, so how does writing a book fit all of that? I wanted to mention this here both to spark discussion and because this may be helpful for people.

Writing books is a pest and it rarely pays off really for the time you spend. Compared to what I make doing independent consulting, contract writing, or writing magazine articles, books don't pay nearly as well for the time it takes to write them. Nevertheless, we do it because there's always that chance that that particular book will pay off handsomely and also because it's just one of those Things We Should Do. I also recommend it to everyone because your writing and planning skills improve enormously after doing even a book or two.

I haven't come up with a great balance to the process, myself. I wrote my first 15 books from 1987 to 1995, when I was in a marriage I didn't enjoy, so part of it was my way of keeping myself away from my then-wife. I was younger, too, so I had more energy and was able to skimp on sleep and survive in the short-term. (I ended up a Type II diabetic as a result of years and years of sleep deprivation, so don't do this yourself.)

In terms of finding balance in your own lives--assuming you do a lot of this--you might want to view writing a book as that extra 10-15 hours/week that we all need to do in self-marketing to keep the pumps primed. I would also strongly recommend not doing books (a) back to back or (b) simultaneously. Back to back will exhaust you and I've never done well writing two books simultaneously because I keep having to jerk myself out of one creative reverie and into another. I didn't like it and I ended up spending too much time in the transition and my writing speed went down.

The bottom line, though, is that this will take a lot of time and you need to be ready for it. I was talking to my current editor at Wiley the other day, who was saying the the Editorial Committee has this image of authors lounging around all the time. (He doesn't believe that himself, but the EC does, apparently.) "Ha!" I said, "I always tell my writing students that as an author you can work any 12 hours a day you like." He liked that one a lot. It's true, too.

BTW, I recently posted an article about those last few weeks when you're finishing a book. It equates being in prison with the writing process, but not in any way you'd expect from the sound of it.
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Monday, January 19, 2009

Signs we'd all love to see :)


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Sunday, January 18, 2009

Some just really do just write themselves....

I would've thought that this was right out of the pages of The Onion, but no, you can find this at the American Life League website. The ALL is a Catholic anti-abortion/anti-birth control/anti-just-about-anything-else group that is engaged in spreading as much misinformation and disinformation about abortion and birth control as it can along with assorted other propaganda that falls into the category of "Lying to Preserve the God of Truth."

Normally, I pay little more attention to these folks than I would to a dead possum in the road (i.e., I try not to hit it with the car because it leaves a mess, but don't endanger myself avoiding the impact, either--my, that is an apt metaphor!), but there was no hope of avoiding them this time. You see, these idiots are up in arms over Krispy Kreme using the phrase "freedom of choice" in an ad. That's all of it: someone had the temerity to say "freedom of choice" in a public communication that also mentions Obama and giving away free Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and the American Life League is about to pop their collective spleens in outrage. (And I'd pay money to see that, too.)
One of the best pieces of coverage--which has not been, uh, flattering to the ALL--was this one in the Miami New Times.

I think the only two possible comments I can make are these:

  1. They really "took the cake" with this one.

  2. Einstein said it best: "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Lest you think that I'm just posting this in my blog to mock them, I feel obliged to say that I sent the ALL email, too... because when someone this stupid is down this far, you're really kinda required to kick 'em. So I encouraged them to keep up the good work because I was glad to see them shoot themselves in the foot as much as they liked.

Christ, what morons! If they had half a brain between them, they'd be quarter-wits.

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36 hours to go


The Inauguration is coming up soon. Here's hoping it goes smoothly and that we send that little weasel back home to clear brush or get his arm caught in a chipper-shredder or even go hunting with his good friend, Dick. Whatever seems appropriate for that day....
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