Joke du jour: an oldie but a goodie

I've always liked this one. It's the difference between Heaven and Hell:

"Heaven is where the Swiss are the bankers, the Italians are the lovers, French are the cooks, the Germans are the mechanics, and the English are police.

Hell is where the Swiss are the lovers, the Italians are the bankers, the French are the mechanics, the English are the cooks, and the Germans are the police."

Joke du jour: an oldie but a goodie