Friday, November 19, 2010

Joke du jour

This one's really inappropriate and tasteless. So of course I like it!


It's WW II.

Karol Wojtyla is running through woods in Poland, being chased by a Nazi soldier. Capture's imminent, so he prays while running, "Oh, Lord, please save me!"

Suddenly, the clouds opened and a voice boomed out to both of them: "Do not harm this man! He will one day be Pope and be revered by billions!!"

Karol Wojtyla dropped to his knees, clasped his hands, and said "Thank you, Lord!"

The Nazi soldier looks up at the sky and says, "OK, Lord, but what's in it for me?"

The voice boomed back "One day, you'll be Pope, too!"

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