...does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to climb up the ladder, one to kick the ladder out from under him, and a third to say, “I thought that was a little high for you.”
(To be fair, how many basses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Basses are so macho they prefer to walk in the dark and bang their shins.)
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
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