Quote du jour

There was another life that I might have had, but I am having this one.

-- Kazuo Ishiguro

Quote du jour

One very silly cat

De Murr sent me the following clip:



And back to work for me. Y'all have a lovely morning--I am!

One very silly cat

Do you need a sound effect?

Go to this website and click the red button. Have your sound up enough to hear. (This is totally safe for work and might even be helpful during a meeting.)

Do you need a sound effect?

Cuteness and odd animals

I ran into a lovely site for animal lovers and them as aren't getting enough cuteness in their lives: Zooborns, which is a site of baby animal pictures from zoos all over the world. For something truly strange, look at the pictures of the baby aardvark. I'm very fond of the tiger cubs.

And this is possibly the weirdest looking bird I've ever seen. Right around 0:44, it opens its eyes all the way, which is kind of frightening.

Cuteness and odd animals

Quote du jour from Eleanor Roosevelt

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog:
'No good in bed, but fine against a wall'.

~ Eleanor Roosevelt

Quote du jour from Eleanor Roosevelt

Your day's not as bad as you thought

For those times when you have trouble remembering that you really do have a good life, check out your typical work day.

Your day's not as bad as you thought

For Friday: totally NSFW video

The artist of this little music video is "TastiSkank." This is pretty rude and incredibly funny and it's for every woman who's had a really bad lover. The language is definitely NSFW, but the production values are exceptional. And it's a good enough piece of music, too!

For Friday: totally NSFW video

Quick Lemon Fudge recipe

One of the women in the Babe's bowling league brought in a pan of lemon fudge. Oh, it's all sugar, and really bad for me, but I loved it. We got the recipe:

Quick Lemon Fudge

1/2 cup butter
1/2 cup milk
3-3/4 cups powder sugar
1 tsp lemon extract
minced zest of 1 lemon
1 4.3 oz package lemon Cool & Serve pudding

1. Mix ingredients and cook over med heat until very thick.
2. Pour into glass tray.
3. Refrigerate until very firm.
   

Quick Lemon Fudge recipe

Are you going to Hell?

If you read this headline and laugh out loud, you’re going to hell:

From MSNBC:

"Cops: Priest runs over Good Friday churchgoers"

Are you going to Hell?

Blow job of the day?

This is a camera showing Mt. Redoubt in Alaska. (Why, what did you think I meant?)

A different view of Mt. Redoubt can be found here.

Blow job of the day?

A cat haiku for Friday

I was looking up Ernest Borgnine on IMDB.com to see how old he is (92!) and saw a lovely haiku by a user named Crazykaese.

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
Fear vacuum cleaner

A cat haiku for Friday

"Wipeout" on the banjo

I was in the middle of working on receipts for expenses and so on, when I got pinged by a cousin with this little nugget.

I think we've seen it demonstrated that you can play just about anything on a banjo. But it's not the banjo that's really unusual in this; it's the washboard.

Oy.

Redneck Wipeout @ Yahoo! Video

"Wipeout" on the banjo