Thursday, September 22, 2011
Brilliantly sarcastic responses to completely well meaning signs
This picture montage comes from a link at Someecards.com, which is good for spending hours on as it is. It's a collection of signs, flyers, and billboards that have been substantially improved by people with a magic marker or can of spray paint. Or they've at least cranked up the schnarkiness level considerably.
Quote du jour
Seen on the Internet:
Mark Zuckerberg screwed over his classmates and his best friend. Do you honestly think he cares about your opinion on the new layout?
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Hedtke's Law #12
I should've remembered this one ages ago. I think I started saying this in the early 80s if not before. I don't know where it comes from or if I coined it, but I've never heard anyone else say it, so it's mine now! mwahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
Hedtke's Law #12: Life is like a rose bush. Enjoy the flowers and ignore the occasional prick.
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Self-publishing is not ALWAYS a good thing
Just because everyone can have a voice does not mean they should use it.
Read the reviews. Also note the price: wotta bargain, eh?
Read the reviews. Also note the price: wotta bargain, eh?
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Physics is fun with dogs!
I particularly like the brief image of the cat on the banister post staying way the hell away from this.
Dave's Killer Bread demo
We saw a sign at Market of Choice that said "Dave's Killer Bread Demo--3:30 to 6:00pm," which made us think of them demonstrating killer bread in action on unwitting volunteers from the crowd. We do like Dave's Killer Bread very much, so we looked for the demo in the store.
A cartoon of Dave is on the label of the bread, but Dave in person... well, he looks like something out of a Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comic book. The Babe posed with him.
All his breads are good, but you should really try the Sin Dawg, which is more of a cinnamon roll than anything else.
A cartoon of Dave is on the label of the bread, but Dave in person... well, he looks like something out of a Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comic book. The Babe posed with him.
All his breads are good, but you should really try the Sin Dawg, which is more of a cinnamon roll than anything else.
How to keep idiots off the Internet
This test won't keep people with obnoxious opinions off the Internet, but it will help make sure that they're actually literate.
Saturday, July 23, 2011
"Mean Little Kitty"
Cuteness with an early rap beat.
Post #994.
Addendum: The Mean Kitty video channel is here. There are videos of Sparta and Loki, both of whom have birthdays celebrated on May 20th.
Post #994.
Addendum: The Mean Kitty video channel is here. There are videos of Sparta and Loki, both of whom have birthdays celebrated on May 20th.
Friday, July 22, 2011
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Roasted Brussels sprouts
The Babe's been making roasted Brussels sprouts every so often. I've gotten requests for the recipe, so here you are. Even non-Brussels-sprouts fans have liked this one. I'm amazed.
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Science joke du jour
Chemist #1: Know any good jokes about sodium?
Chemist #2: Na.
Addendum: Jon Singer added this rimshot:
Chemist #1: Well, okay. Let's consider potassium, then.
Chemist #2: K.
Addendum from Brian Gonzalez:
Q. What do you call an amalgam of sulfur, thorium, and ferric uranium ore?
A. STFU.
Chemist #2: Na.
Addendum: Jon Singer added this rimshot:
Chemist #1: Well, okay. Let's consider potassium, then.
Chemist #2: K.
Addendum from Brian Gonzalez:
Q. What do you call an amalgam of sulfur, thorium, and ferric uranium ore?
A. STFU.
Friday, July 15, 2011
Quote du jour
"A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards." -Teddy Roosevelt
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