Misc thoughts for the day

It's Friday and it's already started out with someone at work who's being a prick, and a stupid prick at that. ~sigh~ Apart from figuring that he'll forget to breathe someday, I was reminded once again of a delightful aphorism given me by Mark Hanigan:

You can only get one good glass of lemonade out of a lemon.

While I'm putting in a quote, let me add another one just because:

I wouldn't mind the born-agains half as much if so many of them hadn't suffered the same annoying birth defects during that second trip down the birth canal.

Misc thoughts for the day

Jesus Christ--The Musical

This is short and probably a wee tad disrespectful, but DAY-umn, it's funny!

Jesus Christ--The Musical

If that link doesn't work, try this one or this one.

Jesus Christ--The Musical

Dubya bumper stickers

As we tromp merrily down the road to a prison-state run by Christian fascist blockheads, it's nice to know that we still can do a little to raise consciousness with bumper stickers. One of my sisters sent me the following list, to which I can only add "Dubya: the load his mother should've swallowed."

• Bush: End of an Error
• That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
• Let's Fix Democracy in this Country First
• If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
• Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
• If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
• Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant
• Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
• George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
• Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore
• America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
• They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
• Whose God Do You Kill For?
• Jail to the Chief
• No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
• Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap
• Bad President! No Banana.
• We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
• We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
• Is It Vietnam Yet?
• Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
• Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
• You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
• Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too
• When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
• Pray For Impeachment
• The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
• What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?
• One Nation Under Clod
• 2004: Embarrassed 2005: Horrified 2006: Terrified
• Bush Never Exhaled
• At Least Nixon Resigned
  

Dubya bumper stickers