Showing posts with label bad taste. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad taste. Show all posts
Monday, June 27, 2011
Business news du jour
Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod. Apparently, iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Installing Rapture v1.02
INSTALLING RAPTURE v1.02
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Install delayed....please wait.
Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Rapture not found.
EVENT "Rapture" cannot be located. The rapture you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.
███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE.
Install delayed....please wait.
Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Rapture not found.
EVENT "Rapture" cannot be located. The rapture you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.
Monday, May 23, 2011
Here's a new word for you!
New word of the day for you: "Rapturebombing." This is a Rapture-related photobomb. (And a photobomb, as we all know, dear ones, is having someone/something unexpected in a picture.)
These are great pix of people who've been Raptured. (Yes, it happened; didn't you notice? I guess you weren't taken, either....)
(And this is post #978, btw.)
These are great pix of people who've been Raptured. (Yes, it happened; didn't you notice? I guess you weren't taken, either....)
(And this is post #978, btw.)
Latest Rapture quote du jour
These Rapture folks are just a gift of stupid that keeps on giving. It's a vein of comedy gold you simply can not mine out, sorta like Dick Cheney shooting that poor guy in the face.
"Harold Camping is one tent short of a bivouac."
No, it's not mine, but it's elegant, ne c'est pas?
"Harold Camping is one tent short of a bivouac."
No, it's not mine, but it's elegant, ne c'est pas?
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Quote du jour
"Of course, if the whole Rapture thing doesn't happen, it's not the end of the world."
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Too stressed? Life getting you down?
Try "Not giving a fuck!(TM)"
(Warning: really bad language in this clip.)
(Warning: really bad language in this clip.)
Monday, January 17, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
The Mapping Stereotypes project
I think this has something to offend everybody, you know? It's maps of the world or various parts thereof labeled according to the popular stereotypes of various countries. Examples are "The World according to USA," "Europe according to Germany," "Europe according to Britain," and "Italy according to Posh Italians."
This is delightfully tasteless.
This is delightfully tasteless.
Friday, January 07, 2011
Tasteless Joke du Jour
Thanks to David Darnell for this really awful joke.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Monday, December 20, 2010
Tasteless Joke du Jour
I don't know if it's the season or what, but the tasteless jokes just seem to be flying thick and fast:
Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.
While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS.
When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you're dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?"
The father replies, "I don't want them fucking your mother after I'm gone!"
Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.
While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS.
When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you're dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?"
The father replies, "I don't want them fucking your mother after I'm gone!"
Monday, December 13, 2010
Ah, the blessings of the season!
Okay, okay, I'm a sleaze who enjoys totally pulchritudinous objectification. (Um, this is news to anyone?) But I really thought this was fun in a tasteless way. It's the La Senza Cup Size Choir. La Senza makes all kinds of lingerie and the Cup Size Choir is models from A to G that you can play on your keyboard. (Press Shift and hit the appropriate key to go up an octave, FYI.) You can view a prerecorded version of Deck the Halls at that site by clicking the link at the bottom of the screen. You can also meet the models in the clip below.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
"Merry Christmas, bitch!"
It's almost December and time to slog through the Christmas season once again. But this is a funny video clip in really bad taste that I think you'll enjoy.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Joke du jour
This one's really inappropriate and tasteless. So of course I like it!
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It's WW II.
Karol Wojtyla is running through woods in Poland, being chased by a Nazi soldier. Capture's imminent, so he prays while running, "Oh, Lord, please save me!"
Suddenly, the clouds opened and a voice boomed out to both of them: "Do not harm this man! He will one day be Pope and be revered by billions!!"
Karol Wojtyla dropped to his knees, clasped his hands, and said "Thank you, Lord!"
The Nazi soldier looks up at the sky and says, "OK, Lord, but what's in it for me?"
The voice boomed back "One day, you'll be Pope, too!"
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It's WW II.
Karol Wojtyla is running through woods in Poland, being chased by a Nazi soldier. Capture's imminent, so he prays while running, "Oh, Lord, please save me!"
Suddenly, the clouds opened and a voice boomed out to both of them: "Do not harm this man! He will one day be Pope and be revered by billions!!"
Karol Wojtyla dropped to his knees, clasped his hands, and said "Thank you, Lord!"
The Nazi soldier looks up at the sky and says, "OK, Lord, but what's in it for me?"
The voice boomed back "One day, you'll be Pope, too!"
Friday, November 05, 2010
Thursday, November 04, 2010
More wrongness (hehehehehehehehe)
I discovered this today. It's from Jim Benton, who does very funny stuff. I'm going to plan to go romping around his site soon.
Friday, October 01, 2010
Tasteless joke du jour
I heard this at the conference I'm at right now.
A pedophile, a Nazi, and a homophobe walks into a bar.
The bartender says "What can I get for you, Your Holiness?"
A pedophile, a Nazi, and a homophobe walks into a bar.
The bartender says "What can I get for you, Your Holiness?"
Thursday, January 28, 2010
The funny side of a funeral
Okay, someone I know was at a funeral today for someone in her office who died of a pulmonary embolism. When she told me about this, she said "Am I a bad person?" She'd been at the funeral and almost burst out laughing when the first song they played was "Take My Breath Away." Even worse, the second song was "Total Eclipse of the Heart."
Well, if she's a bad person, I am, too, because this is really funny stuff!
Well, if she's a bad person, I am, too, because this is really funny stuff!
Monday, October 05, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Tasteless, tasteless, tasteless, and totally NSFW
Brian sent this. It's a slide show of 18 shirt slogans that will not get you laid. I can really identify with shirt #3, although the arrow could just as easily point straight up, too. (Hey, I'm a guy! I recognize that both options are completely true.)
This is fairly tasteless stuff, hence the premise of the slide show. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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