Offensive drawing.

As David Darnell observed, "I have such a dirty mind, I fail the Rorschach test of these drawings. I see all the 'dirty' stuff!"

Offensive drawing.

Oh, this is so NSFW!

I'm probably as much of a fan of the show, Big Bang Theory, as anyone. I was watching a video on CollegeHumor.com and saw a link that I had to watch: it's a clip called "Porn Tech Support" and it stars Kunal Nayyar, who is the guy who plays "Raj Koothrappali" on Big Bang Theory.

This is just so massively, completely, totally unsafe for work. Or anything else, probably. And really funny!!

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Oh, this is so NSFW!

Crappy day in the office

My computer crapped out first thing this morning. I was worried that I'd lost Yet Another hard disk, a problem I've had far, far too much of this last twelvemonth. I spent the day without a computer and fretting occasionally.

But it worked out really well, you know? I had the idiot box on in the background and had lots of episodes of The Closer on while I debrided and swept and sorted and sifted.As a result of the enforced downtime, I was able to:

• process a large stack of mail (mostly junk) that's come in over the last week
• write checks and send payments on half a dozen bills
• fill up my wastebasket and recycle bin, empty them, and half fill them again
• dusted and swept (always an issue in this office)
• boxed up some spare computer stuff

The office is much cleaner, better organized, and feels much more comfortable.

Best of all, the computer is now working again! Whatever was wrong with the hard disk was fixable using the RECOVER feature from the WinXP boot CD.  A few massaged sectors, a repair to the registry from the backup logs, and ~poof~ all is well again.

But the day did inspire a considerable amount of cursing, so it's significant that early this morning before the computer died on me, I saw the Periodic Table of Swearing. (Warning: This is so beyond the concept of "NSFW" you can't even see it from there.)

Addendum: I got a report of a link problem for the picture, so here's a copy. But try the source first, please: they deserve the credit.

Crappy day in the office

Totally NSFW

Mitzi Macintosh, a well-known drag performer in Sydney, does "Everybody's Fucking But Me." (Do I really have to say that this is just completely NSFW?)

Totally NSFW

Great picture sites!

I have two picture sites that will help you waste lots of time. The first is ImgFave, which is a site of pictures that lots and lots of people have uploaded to share with each other. I've picked one at random that makes me feel happy, but there's anything you can think of (and lots of things you probably can't think of) to be found there. 

The second site is a LiveJournal blog, RiotClitShave. It's photos collected by one user, thousands and thousands of them. They're unusual and frequently a bit dark, but most of them are thought-provoking and worth seeing. One funny one that I've saved is this one, which is living proof that you shouldn't piss off the anteater.

Great picture sites!

Joke du jour

Rude joke from Candy Hogan.

One car salesmen complained to the other, "Business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass."

Too late he noticed a beautiful woman sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language.

"That's okay," the woman replied, "If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car."

Joke du jour

Lily Allen song

This is most decidedly not SFW, but it's a lovely song. Susan the Wonderchild introduced me to this yesterday morning. I like Lily Allen's voice and there's something very 70s about the tune that's quite perky.

Lily Allen song

Flame on!

Someone has built the Pyro 2.2, a wrist-mounted flamethrower.

I realize that this makes you think immediately of the potential for a Darwin Award--I sure was thinking about that--but watch the video.

Flame on!

Tasteless, tasteless, tasteless, and totally NSFW

Brian sent this. It's a slide show of 18 shirt slogans that will not get you laid. I can really identify with shirt #3, although the arrow could just as easily point straight up, too. (Hey, I'm a guy! I recognize that both options are completely true.)  

This is fairly tasteless stuff, hence the premise of the slide show. Don't say I didn't warn you.  

Tasteless, tasteless, tasteless, and totally NSFW

The Blessed Virgin Mary makes an ironic appearance

(Not really SFW, but very, very funny.)

The Friendly Atheist has this article about the appearance of the BVM in an ironic location. But, hell, if Jesus can appear in tortillas and mildew stains, the BVM can appear in... uh...

Be sure to read the comments, which are also very funny.

The Blessed Virgin Mary makes an ironic appearance

The physics of sexuality

Dr. John Marshall has a site entitled Sexual Physics. His motto is "Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is a matter of physics."

In a Q & A format, Dr. Marshall seeks to answer questions such as "Sex at the speed of light," "It wasn't me... it was the rest of the Universe," and "Relativistic penile length enhancement." Particularly good is the short essay "Top 10 reasons why sex at the speed of light is not an advisable form of procreation" (which brings to mind the classic "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex," a piece about the problems of Superman having sex).

This is kind of the advice column for people who read XKCD and understand why it's so funny.

The physics of sexuality

"Made with high-fructose porn syrup"

These are a couple of ads for Sprite from Germany that, for some reason I can't quite put my finger, were banned in about a day. These is probably not entirely safe for work. The first is my fave, but they're both pretty tacky.

(For those who speak no German, the motto at the end of the ad is "Follow your thirst.")

"Made with high-fructose porn syrup"

Male narcissism

No, the title of this blog entry isn't a redundancy. These prints go rather beyond that, I'd say. (And they are rather amusing, particularly if you're fond of Japanese prints, as I am.)

In the mid-1840s, ukiyo-e master Utagawa Kuniyoshi (1797-1861) created a number of woodblock prints showing legendary tanuki (raccoon dogs) using their humorously large scrota in creative ways.

This series of comic prints alludes to the supposed ability of raccoon dogs to voluntarily enlarge their scrotums. It is listed as 209 in Kuniyoshi by Basil William Robinson (Victoria and Albert Museum, London, 1961). Robinson translated tanuki as ‘badgers’, but ‘raccoon dogs’ seems to be more correct. The images are each about 7 by 10 inches (18 by 25 centimeters), a size known as chûban. Two images were printed on a sheet of paper about 14 by 10 inches (36 by 25 centimeters), a size known as ôban.

Better copies of the prints can be found here and here.

Male narcissism

For Friday: totally NSFW video

The artist of this little music video is "TastiSkank." This is pretty rude and incredibly funny and it's for every woman who's had a really bad lover. The language is definitely NSFW, but the production values are exceptional. And it's a good enough piece of music, too!

For Friday: totally NSFW video

Fun: Donald and Daisy

From Phyllis B.

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they couldn't have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?"

"No!" Donald quacked, "What kind of a pervert do you think I am?"

Fun: Donald and Daisy

Tacky but Funny; the i-Squeegee

I wish I'd come up with this. It's something to be proud of for its out-and-out NSFW-ness.

Tacky but Funny; the i-Squeegee