That's logic, that is!

Luke McGuff pointed out the following:

GIVEN that if you put instant coffee in a microwave oven, you go back in time;

and

GIVEN that if you put a mirror face-down on a copier, you fall into another dimension;

THEREFORE if you put a mirror in a microwave, and instant coffee on top, the instant coffee will go back in time to another dimension.

QED.

Joke du jour

Mi Robin gets the credit for this one:

A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?

Ah, the blessings of the season!

Okay, okay, I'm a sleaze who enjoys totally pulchritudinous objectification. (Um, this is news to anyone?) But I really thought this was fun in a tasteless way. It's the La Senza Cup Size Choir. La Senza makes all kinds of lingerie and the Cup Size Choir is models from A to G that you can play on your keyboard. (Press Shift and hit the appropriate key to go up an octave, FYI.) You can view a prerecorded version of Deck the Halls at that site by clicking the link at the bottom of the screen. You can also meet the models in the clip below.

Moral: "Never fry gnocchi!"

Steve shows us how not to prepare gnocchi.