The funny side of a funeral

Okay, someone I know was at a funeral today for someone in her office who died of a pulmonary embolism. When she told me about this, she said "Am I a bad person?" She'd been at the funeral and almost burst out laughing when the first song they played was "Take My Breath Away." Even worse, the second song was "Total Eclipse of the Heart."

Well, if she's a bad person, I am, too, because this is really funny stuff!

Your rationalist's horoscope for today

Rationalists horoscope: If you were born between 1-1 and 12-31, your sign is: Human. Today you’ll do some things, have some things happen to you, react in ways that are somewhat predictable given your upbringing, training, and typical responses, and then probably do some more stuff, and eventually knock off for the day, and fall asleep. 

Avoid bad things today.